He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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