Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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