I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You pole danced in your parka.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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