Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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