You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm eating all of the evidence.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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