If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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