Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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