You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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