I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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