yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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