remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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