i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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