Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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