If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
we're chasing vodka with high fives
well you can't waste a boner
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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