i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
my sisters under your porch take her home
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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