I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
