Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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