Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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