You made me cry and you don't even care
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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