I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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