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life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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