do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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