she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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