Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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