I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I party with great urgency now.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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