Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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