Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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