i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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