did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
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