And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
