you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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