I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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