Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Be still, my beating vagina.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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