it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
two words: eviction party
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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