If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
i black out too much to be "responsible"
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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