So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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