At least make sure they are 18
Why
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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