The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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