In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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