I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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