I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
We talked him into tasing himself.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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