i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize