conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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