I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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