I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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