There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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