Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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