I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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