I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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