found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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