Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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