you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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