well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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