I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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