I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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