i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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